Dinosaurs and the Bible (and the lies on TV/documenteries)

Dinosaurs and the Bible - Answers in Genesis

Ok, since reading this eyeopening piece of information and believing it, I have found out that most modern people are living in a lie. Dinosaurs is one good example, followed by global warming, then TV, and many more I can name.

During the Youth Camp, Pastor Daniel Ross had a question/answers session. For me, it was 1 part question and 4 parts answers..So I asked bout dinosaurs and the bible. This question was....you can say a thorn, in my christian view of life.

I think it was a deep thorn cuz i even held up the bible and telling DR(Daniel Ross) that I couldn't find dinosuars in the bible(I'm feeling quite foolish now for doing that). Well, he told us especially me that they do exist and DR said the internet is a good and easy source of answers on any subjects.

Soo.. I did as he advised and I was fascinated and not disappointed..Trust me, if you read the bible and believe what it says, along with the website above, you will realised that there are a lot of lying fools on the National Geographic, Discovery Channel, and any 'evolution' related documentaries and shows(Jurassic Park the movie included,especially the people in charge hehe)

Next is Global Warming. Now this is going to be 'goooood'..I bet you know that people in starving places are dying, not just from starvation, but also from wars, slavery, famine(not global warming affected), and child prostitution. I bet you do.....Well.... How many people are dying or suffering hell from global warming,hmmm??? People are dying every 8 seconds in foodless regions and we, 'civillised' people are worried of the weather?!? (That is DR's words that surprised me)

Some reading this will say then won't people pollute more and make the effects of global warming more serious? Yes I agree, but what annoys me is that no or very few politicians,governments, international meetings, TV programmes and preventive measures are available to reduce the events mentioned as compared to global frying..

To me, global boiling is one of the world's problems used to divert attention from other problems that are really killing people RIGHT NOW, like propaganda. One last thing, don't believe everything the TV, besides the internet, says... Research and discovering by one's self is very, if not extremely important in discovering truths, including The Word Of God, the bible.

So get researching and less TV documentaries that are lies.

Well I'm off to fullfill one of my pre-adult/old teenager's dreams of visiting Cameron Highland's mossy forest. =) Finally, a place not effected by global Chinese slow roast. Please, please, please let there be a chicken sized dinosaur XD



NOTE: ( it took me 1 1/2 hours to write this, so 500++ people have died from starvation and etc and not from global warm jaccuzi)

The Princess & The Frog

When my dad said that The Princess And The Frog was a nice movie, he underestimated it in my honest opinion. The movie ROCKSS!!



During my SPM I couldn't go watch Robert Zemeckis's A Christmas Carol cuz you know studies and etc. And praise to God my throat was not sore anymore during the movie after 3 weeks. I could see the movie without having a feather in my Adam's apple. I only cough a bit hard once when I laugh so hard. I haven't laughed so hard in months.

People of the adult world, it is not childish to watch cartoons whether on TV or daily. I will never ever say I stopped watching Cartoons. Cartoons bring me back to my memorable childhood which I was so blessed to have. I never liked growing up. I wish I was born during Noah's time cuz the average life span was 100 years old. I would still be considered a kid at 30, awesome...

The one or rare few times when I wanted to be an adult was when I had fantasies that studying in a Chinese primary school was harder than a working adult and when I wanted to get married during puberty haha..

Adults are people that I admire but don't wanna be in a hurry.. I would have to worry bout bills, food( I dont think i'll bother bout it cuz Malaysia has one the lowest food and mamak store prices in the world), girlfriend(s) (learning is very important in this field of manhood), money and yadda yadda yadda..I also heard from adult Christians that its so easy to throw Jesus aside during this period of a human lifephase

So you can see why I like being a kid for a little while more. That princess and frog movie gave me a chance to feel honest and pure happiness like a kid again. You rarely get that feeling when you're an adult. I highly and sincerely recommend my dear readers to see this movie but preferably not in Jusco Bukit Tinggi theater room 6(My dad forked out 11 bucks per adult and there were at least 8 seconds of the surround speakers not speaking)

Man i love this nomoreSPM freedom. I feel as free and good as a boy hehe



P.S. The movie also made me wanna be an adult cuz only adult man and woman not boys and girls, can get married =)

P.S.S Next post.......Dinosaurs in the bible.......ROOOAARRRR!!!!

I'm back again

continued here.. I didnt write so much in one post cuz it bores readers including me and my brother was crying"entertaiment" to me while lying on the floor.My brother is one of the most attentive and bouncy kid i know but he is annoying when he is bored. ( He' s oso a sport as he lets me write stuff bout him hehe stuff heheheheha)

Ok back to my theme, one of the reasons I didnt blog about my freedom, mixed with boredom (I felt lacking and bored cuz 4 two years most of my time was spent studying), was that I fell very sick. I defined 'very sick' as having crazy thoughts roll in my skull and fever induced insomnia. I couldnt sleep the entire day and night after the last secondary Chemistry test i'll ever take and it did not felt any better.

Sometime in my life when I'm darn bored i wish i had a fever just to have the over-warming feeling hehe, weird huh. I tell u now, I do not want to be sick anymore and i'll try to have girls hygiene awareness and self control. That illness really taught me bout a few things and i mean it was burnt into my head by the fever

1. Always thank the Lord 4 your health and never take it 4 granted or overexert it... NEVER!!! Here feverish proof. I was sick due to a sore throat that caused a fever and headaches when I cough. The reason the Lord showed me during my recovery period was sometimes i overdo stuff when deep down inside i know i should stop. During and after the Chemistry paper, I felt happy but not overjoyed(weird..) and i was slightly feverish. My adrenal glands was straining to keep me healthy looking. I let my body down as i ate disgusting Mcdonalds and salty fries plus i ran out of water and can't touch cold soft drinks.See my point..
   
2. You reap what you sow and God makes sure that happens. I was very satisfied with my SPM effort and hope 4 the best, so i reap good as i sowed hardwork. But my carelessness towards the needs of my body cost me dearly not just my sanity.I couldnt watch the movies I wanted watch (in my blurred conscience i realised transformers was JUNK! and it was baseless and filled with deceiving pleasure like Mcdonalds), I couldnt go to Viveks pArTy and PARTY and blah blah with buddies, I couldnt play badminton with buddies the morning after the SPM, and I went to see the doctor which i havent seen in 10 months. I have a ultraman teenage body and i let burn with a fever and sore throat. I reap consicuances as i sowed neglect. Right right now i realised life and God was fair that time, big wide smile on me
   
3. God does care and plans 4 your good whether you believed it or not. When we are in trouble like being sick, we always tend to blame God and our circumstances. I know i did. The bible says he will never ever,under whatever circumstances or human opinion leave those who trust in him whether big or small trust, nor forsake them, and bring us to green pastures. Here's something I just noticed, to get to green pastures you sometimes need to go through obstacles. My sickness taught me life lessons and prepared my worn out exam-ed body for the most life changing experience so far, God touching and speaking to me in the Grace Youth Camp 2009. He did it in the most unusual way. I taught i would cry when God touched me till my eyes was red as a rambutan.I did but only once. The next 2 days out of the 4, I was happy and smiling without tears not just when He touched me again but 4 others who were crying. I also smiled when He impressed on my heart His occupation 4 me. See, God heals, cares, touches, loves, lifts up, teaches, encourages, bless, helps, listen and speaks if just just let him...

Now I'm off to live my SPM-NO-MORE life to the max, i mean three-quarters of the max, wheww close call...

I'm back

Man do I hav stories and more stories to tell u blog readers. I fell its a blessing i get to tell so many ppl so easily through this blog bout what happened after the malaysian examination board's SPM.. There is at least 3 post long of stories I have....

The first is THE GRACE YOUTH CAMP 2009. I felt God like never B4 and i believe that this is jt the appetizer people. I have so many new and life changing memories during the camp. The most important of all is that I as a young, naive,17 year old christian have gain so much knowledge about life from God. One is that God is very very real and very very definately sitting next to you right now just whispering right into your ears that he created. Words cant describe how awesome The LORD God Almighty is that he only whispers to you, only whispers His gigantic Love and knowledge to us. I bet you only whisper when You tell top secret info. God just whispers !!!

This is only one of the 10+++ thing God has told me. And God even thought me how to interact with ppl and girls. Girls.. If you are reading this I bet you want more listening than talking from us dudes. GUYS ! you can try out this piece of advice and not just listen just bcuz you want 2 court them but Bcuz You want to care 4 their human need in all of us, that is to be listened.

to be continued ( these stuff i'm telling you... its from the bible... its THE LIFE MANUEL)

12.00am- BANG BOM BoAnG ka BOOM!!

I wish they would just ban firecrackers that exceed 100 decibels of sound pollution. I stayed up watching TV cuz there's no point trying to sleep when there's fireworks outside.

11.05am- pop..pip.pop.. That's not so bad..=]

11.58pm-Ah, now i can sleep in peace..Mom said this is going to be a quiet Deepavali =)

11.59pm- bang boom Baong.. ka boom..

12.00am- BANG kA bOoOoMMM!! Ka bLUEII BANNGG !!! HAppy deePAVALI

12.30am- Sigh.. mom's wrong X(

I remember this was the time when I first started blogging a year ago. Ah..the memories..

Yesterday I went for an interview for ASA Scholarship. I haven't wore my prefect tie for 2 months and I felt funny. HELP Institute was a nifty and clean place and it reminded me of a typical modern school with lockers. I was nervous and my legs were shaking. I made a few friends, nice chaps by the way and dranked coffee while I waited for my turn

They didn't had water available and I haven't drank coffee for 2 years. When my turn came my mouth felt sticky and the man said" your interviewer is the ex-principal of Kwang Hua"

Sounds of "wuuu.." followed and I was lead to a row of offices. As I looked into the office, there sat an old man, looking relaxed and I think I said good morning sir at 4.45 in the afternoon.

The man was very nice and likable and very sporting. He asked about racialnality, the Klang pollution level, roll modelling, and about myself.Compared to JPA interviewers, he was a saint.
JPA will ask about the campus grounds, Yang di-Pertuan Agung, and other nonsense of no connection to the scholarship purpose

Well I did my best and it's the experience that counts.. Fingers crossed..

LAUGH baby laugh haha hehe hoohoohoo..


Today, I went to navin's house for Deepavali. Megga, Ming Rong, Han Ren & Xiang Chee were the first there. We talked and laughed and I ate a delicious Indian lunch.

Chow Kuan came later and I played some Crisis something computer game. The girls came then(Zhao Yee, Yee Ai, Shin Yi, Chee Yee, Geok Wah) and we laughed and chit chat somemore.I didnt talked much because the game was very addictive. I only played 10min and I'm hooked. Note: computer games are dangerous..

HAPPY AND BLESSED DEEPAVALI

Elephant Da Vinci

Cool videos

Here's a typical sleepwalking dog


This parrot knows how to scratch an itch

Tool Using Parrot!!!

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The power of OLD people

Animals, expert beggers

In my opinion, animals can beg...very well.... Here's prove

Eg.
Tyson begs for his daily walk and I'm a servant to his whinnings. Here's where his expertise comes in. He will beg in the evening and when I'm visible. When my mom is around, he will whine and whimper to her because Tyson knows mom's more caring and will call for my service...I can heighten his pleas by saying "walkie". His ears and mouth will twitch and he will pay close attention to my movements on the door and 'walking the dog' face expression(tired and bored) on me..

My Dad rears vegetarian pirahnas known as Paku. It looks just like a pirahna only black in colour and has no visible teeths. During dinner, as we eat,the fish will line up in one row looking at us and as close to the table as possible. Dad only feeds them once a day and you can understand this begging style.

Chickens can also beg, but only to a very close master like....Marcus, my bro.He says when they're hungary, they will pick up tiny stones and pretend to eat it, then just throw it on the floor.

Conclusion... animals beg....better than us. Imagine what they do when we are not around

Adious

I am 16 going on 17..

My birthday was over 2 days ago and it was memorable not for gifts or parties but just about enjoying myself..My family celebrated my day of birth a day early with a delicious and nutritious(my dad's unique description) cheesecake, followed by songs and photo shoots =).

Then..i went and studied Biology 4 2morrow's Bio 3 exam, @#$%. I wonder if the education system is producing balance in spirit, physicality, emotion and brains students when they postponed an exam to my birthday.

The next dull and sleepy morning, I was cheered up by many birthday wishings from loving and caring buddies..After school, i slept for 3 hours, did my 1ooo piece puzzle, drank carbonated Sarsi, read 'to kill a mockingbird' borrowed from a friend, and watched Jurrasic Park 2( more awesome than 1). That was a good good night, Black Eye Peas song stiil ringing in my head

After the exam, We got our BM results and i did o.k. But the thing that ticked me off was i was wrong for not following the Skima Permarkahan( Answer sheet). Some of my answers were logical but were not accepted by the Education System. The Skima says, playing cybercafe games causes a lot of obesity?? My dear Skima, most Cybercafe users and gamers are not fat but have a normal body weight, only their butts are fat due to 5 hours of sitting & staring at a screen.

Thats Marcus's small standard 5 hand.

The next day, the PPD,Pembuli Pelajar..i mean..Pejabat Pendidkan Daerah made us take somemore test to determine our achivement graph. Can't they just use our SPM Trials to plot their no-use graph..And this is called pre-SPM, its different than SPM trials. Pre-SPM x SPM Trials ?? my foot pre-SPM..

But our saving grace is that our teachers compressed the papers to only 4 tests. Raja Mahadi teachers are the most student-friendly teachers I know.

P.S 'To kill a mockingbird' can really increse your English vocabullary.Eg, "Why not?" "I'm afraid our activities would be received with considerable disapprobation by the more learned authorities." The first 4 chapters was a bit like reading history. Only when you fight boredom and reach the following chapters do you acknowledge its reputation as a classical piece of American Literature.

Adious

Here another email my mom sent me ^o^

When someone tells you that you can't do something ....



Look around...



Consider all options...



Then GO for it!



Use all the things you have...




Be creative!



In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!



Always remember -
Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing...

Gasp.. gasp. almost to the computer.. must do blogging

Wheww.. What a long exam packed week.. Im pooped and tired. Good thing next week is a one week Hari Raya holiday 4 students. I love the education/holiday system haha.. My SPM trials is finally over and i managed to do my very best and I hope 4 the best 4 my test hehe..

Things has happen in 3 weeks..But some things will never stop happening..

like Tyson's whinning to be let inside..


The frog's skin has adapted to blend in with its environment...

Almost..



My tortoises(Marcus gave his to me because he fell in love with chickens) have grown.Thats my hand



I wonder if these green stuff can purify tyson's water so I that I dont have to clean it.



And he is still begging.. Quiet down you mutt!

zZzZzZ the end ZzZzZz

A very powdery explorerace

So much to tell about this explorerace, so little time. Long story cut short, it was very fun and worth 4 riggit..

We had balloons, flour, water, chairs and challenges that invoke teamwork, laughter and AJKs who pour water and throw flour at you haha..

My station was a bit unorganised and was a bit easy in my opinion. You must pass your balloon across the tables and catch it on the other side, then you must carry it to a pail with a random body part like hands, stomach, armpits and etc. With a ton of help from Li Sheng and Wei Ting, we finished first and went and tried out the other stations, lepak lepak....

But when Megga and I pour water over Kai Lee who threw flour at us, I accidentally cut her lips with my pail and she was soaking wet. We felt really guilty and apologised to her. I and Megga learned that guys must treat ladies with a lot, many, infinity and lots of respect and dont overdo it. Sorry Kai Lee.. Luckily she was very sporting and forgiving =)

Afterwards we scrubed the Dataran Sains, filled with concentrated wheat flour and I finally got to eat my nasi lemak, I was soo hungary.

P.S. I went back home and for the first time, I saw my dog was fat and very flabby. I dont like obesity and certainly not from my pet. Maybe not that fat but still its very unhealthy. Tyson, you are going to go on a crash diet starting today. Otherwise no females dogs will want to see u haha

P.P.S My blog will start to sleep more and more because I'm having my SPM.. TaTa and adios muchaos

Bahasa Melayu can be very funny

Since the Malaysian government has put Bahasa Malaysia/Melayu as the educational language by 2010 instead of English, I feel BM, is not all that bad. Its because that we have more incapable teachers who disgrace English and ruin our education system than good quality teachers, not because of BM..In fact, I have this sent from my mom by email that proves that BM can be both fun and funny..hahaha =)

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

hahaha.. Oh my stomach hurts.. Hahaha. Go BM !!!

Chicken Tales

2 things today. Firstly the ISCF Rally was awesome !! I really had a life changing experience in the form of a wonderful sketch performance about the love of Christ for all and an energetic youth pastor who preaches the gospel that can change eveything.

I thought this rally would be boring but it was so fun. You can sense the presence of God in there and the crowd was crazy. One hiccup was the firework i was tasked to shoot malfunctioned. It was humiliating standing in front of everyone, struggling to make that tube shoot. Fortunatly, only 2 out of 6 worked hehe..Ill remember this for the rest of life as the day i came to knew God WAHOO!!

OK..Secondly, each animal has a unique characters that God created.

1. You may think females are soft and timid, but they can be as brave and independant as males. The chick that Marcus and I thought was fearless and always wondering off on its own, a male, was actually a Female! Its super brave and had characters of a male.Besides that, at an early age of 2 months, the 2 cockarals are nuts over him, I mean.. her
2. In the book "Marley & Me", Mr Gordan says that if a male was left to his own devices without religion or social constraints, a good example is cockarals. And I agree. Chickens mate at least once a day before egg laying, taking any female available. Marcus has only one female and 2 hot blooded males, you can imagine how much attention she gets.
3. Chickens must let the world know an egg was laid or their manlyness. The whole family crooked for a good 5 minutes each time an egg was laid. They even did it at 5.30am on a school day. I wish I can slaughter them but someone treats it as music to his earscough marcus cough"
4. Boxers can be tempted when there are chickens around. But after just a few days, Tyson just ignores them. I saw him sniffing a plant while the chickens just walked away from touching distance, like from Marley in " Marley & Me".He must be bored of them
   

The End

Day of BIRTH..XD

Yesterday i celebrated my friend,megga & my dad's birthday. I prefer Megga's one cuz i had a lot of fun, sorry dad haha..

Before megga's birthday party i went to Shah Alam at 9am and came back at 12pm. I was tired and sleepy when I went to Jusco Bukit Tinggi for the party, but i rather go for this party than stay at home studying or watching tv. I decided i would buy megga a gift so i rushed to look for one. The party starts at 1pm and it was 12.30 !!!

Fortuanatly i was able to purchase a mug( Megga likes planes but there was not a single modal plane in Jusco) and had it wrapped and arrived on time, sweet...

First i met Cher Ee and she went to prepare the surprise.. We( me, Navin, Kuben, Ming Rong, and birthdayboy Megga) choose to eat at Mcdonalds. We laughed at jokes, talked about Parents Day and National service( why was i selected...why..). We talked and then SURPRISE,Yee Ai, Cher Ee, Zhao Yi and Shin Yi came with a lovely black forest cake for Megga. Happy Birthday Megga ...

Only the girls sang which was good enough haha.. Ming Rong gave Megga a shit shaped piggie bank. it was disgustingly cute, and had the correct colour too haha.. Then we played some arcade games and i went back at 3pm to celebrate for my dad's birtday.

My family was supposed to go 1 Utama for my Dad's birthday but mom was tired soo we went to Pyramid instead ..Happy Birthday Dad..That was my first outing with my friends and i'll always remember it as Megga's and dad's day of birth =) Now left navin, me, Yee Ai, Cher Ee...i'm soo excited..

An evil Lurks.. BWAH HA HA...

Alas the female chick died after our funeral trip...

Haiz, I so lazy.. I'm always procastinating whether to do my blog.. This happened on a cold, spooky, and Klangish night. I and Marcus were going to lock the cage at the chicken farm and kiss them goodnight hehe.. As Marcus went to the door,he heard a soft 'chip..chip..' sound. It sounded like a rat..and OMG!!! IT was a rat, a mango sized, grey rat. I pointed the torch at it and it dashed off and dissapeared into a pipe hole..Marcus gave a huge "Gasp" and i was surprise to see a rat in action..

The morning after coming back from my aunt's funeral, I was happily and cozyly sleeping on the sofa after waking up..Then i heard Marcus said " Hey we caught a rat.." I went and see and sure enough there it was, the rat that dissapeared.It was terrified and i felt pity for it but I knew what will happen to it

This creature loves chicken shit and is a disease carrying pest. But as my Dad fill the pail with water and seeing this animal gasping for breath in a cage like Eva Green in the Casino Royale finale, I can't but help feel sorry for it.I saw this before but i was more prepared this time. This spesies killed thousands of people through disease and parisites, and threaten the chickens and sinking its yellow teeths into our food and shitting in our house. Soo as i dropped its lifeless body into the monsoon drain, i said to myself "serve you right you pest.."

Here's the cockarel before becoming an adult


And here they are young alpha males


Chickens bath with sand, interesting.. I think i saw them eating sand too..


We found the female dead between sheets of newspaper. It froze because it went under the
newspapers and was not in contact with the mother's body. Females have a high motality rate in our farm..




Here they are, mother and son sand bathing and roasting in the sun





The chick is scracing itself like Tyson.


I'm so jealous haha..



Even dirty-ol Tyson likes to sand bath haha..



THE END

10 musts in rearing a dog

Before i reared tyson, i wont even dare touch one cuz im scared it will bite me.. But after 2 and a half years of dog rearing, i can even dare touch a barking rottweiler, hehe just kidding. Tyson now is around 2 and half years old and he has thought me many do's and dont's in taking care of dogs especially boxers. Here is the top 10 must's in taking care of this friendly mammal..

1. take it out at least once a week to burn calories and keep him happy and free of trouble
   

Tyson must walk everyday.. so tired. im like his slave being dragged across the neighbourhood without mercy.

2. feed him food at least once a day depending on breed..

Ill feed him chicken. Chicken neck, head, and chicken flavoured 'Pedigree'. Thats why we have a chicken farm at the back haha..


3. always check for ticks, and i mean always..



Sometimes i wonder why God created these little vampires..


4. Always provide clean and fresh water to drink, especially after walks



5. Give your dog a good pat or face rub..

Plastic surgery haha..


But dont over pat him.

6. play with him otherwise he'll look like this dog



7. discipline your dog by tying or something humane



8. Provide something to chew cuz dogs have hyperactive jaws

Tyson's favourite is garden gloves..

9. Look him in the eye and smile..



what?

10. Most of all just love him as your doggie friend..

There, have i convience you to rear dogs.. If i hadnt ill make you hehe, evil laugh...

A dark creature is lurking in the chicken farm, ready to strike.....

...to be continued