Bahasa Melayu can be very funny

Since the Malaysian government has put Bahasa Malaysia/Melayu as the educational language by 2010 instead of English, I feel BM, is not all that bad. Its because that we have more incapable teachers who disgrace English and ruin our education system than good quality teachers, not because of BM..In fact, I have this sent from my mom by email that proves that BM can be both fun and funny..hahaha =)

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

hahaha.. Oh my stomach hurts.. Hahaha. Go BM !!!

Chicken Tales

2 things today. Firstly the ISCF Rally was awesome !! I really had a life changing experience in the form of a wonderful sketch performance about the love of Christ for all and an energetic youth pastor who preaches the gospel that can change eveything.

I thought this rally would be boring but it was so fun. You can sense the presence of God in there and the crowd was crazy. One hiccup was the firework i was tasked to shoot malfunctioned. It was humiliating standing in front of everyone, struggling to make that tube shoot. Fortunatly, only 2 out of 6 worked hehe..Ill remember this for the rest of life as the day i came to knew God WAHOO!!

OK..Secondly, each animal has a unique characters that God created.

1. You may think females are soft and timid, but they can be as brave and independant as males. The chick that Marcus and I thought was fearless and always wondering off on its own, a male, was actually a Female! Its super brave and had characters of a male.Besides that, at an early age of 2 months, the 2 cockarals are nuts over him, I mean.. her
2. In the book "Marley & Me", Mr Gordan says that if a male was left to his own devices without religion or social constraints, a good example is cockarals. And I agree. Chickens mate at least once a day before egg laying, taking any female available. Marcus has only one female and 2 hot blooded males, you can imagine how much attention she gets.
3. Chickens must let the world know an egg was laid or their manlyness. The whole family crooked for a good 5 minutes each time an egg was laid. They even did it at 5.30am on a school day. I wish I can slaughter them but someone treats it as music to his earscough marcus cough"
4. Boxers can be tempted when there are chickens around. But after just a few days, Tyson just ignores them. I saw him sniffing a plant while the chickens just walked away from touching distance, like from Marley in " Marley & Me".He must be bored of them
   

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Day of BIRTH..XD

Yesterday i celebrated my friend,megga & my dad's birthday. I prefer Megga's one cuz i had a lot of fun, sorry dad haha..

Before megga's birthday party i went to Shah Alam at 9am and came back at 12pm. I was tired and sleepy when I went to Jusco Bukit Tinggi for the party, but i rather go for this party than stay at home studying or watching tv. I decided i would buy megga a gift so i rushed to look for one. The party starts at 1pm and it was 12.30 !!!

Fortuanatly i was able to purchase a mug( Megga likes planes but there was not a single modal plane in Jusco) and had it wrapped and arrived on time, sweet...

First i met Cher Ee and she went to prepare the surprise.. We( me, Navin, Kuben, Ming Rong, and birthdayboy Megga) choose to eat at Mcdonalds. We laughed at jokes, talked about Parents Day and National service( why was i selected...why..). We talked and then SURPRISE,Yee Ai, Cher Ee, Zhao Yi and Shin Yi came with a lovely black forest cake for Megga. Happy Birthday Megga ...

Only the girls sang which was good enough haha.. Ming Rong gave Megga a shit shaped piggie bank. it was disgustingly cute, and had the correct colour too haha.. Then we played some arcade games and i went back at 3pm to celebrate for my dad's birtday.

My family was supposed to go 1 Utama for my Dad's birthday but mom was tired soo we went to Pyramid instead ..Happy Birthday Dad..That was my first outing with my friends and i'll always remember it as Megga's and dad's day of birth =) Now left navin, me, Yee Ai, Cher Ee...i'm soo excited..