Sunday, June 21, 2009

An evil Lurks.. BWAH HA HA...


Alas the female chick died after our funeral trip...

Haiz, I so lazy.. I'm always procastinating whether to do my blog.. This happened on a cold, spooky, and Klangish night. I and Marcus were going to lock the cage at the chicken farm and kiss them goodnight hehe.. As Marcus went to the door,he heard a soft 'chip..chip..' sound. It sounded like a rat..and OMG!!! IT was a rat, a mango sized, grey rat. I pointed the torch at it and it dashed off and dissapeared into a pipe hole..Marcus gave a huge "Gasp" and i was surprise to see a rat in action..



The morning after coming back from my aunt's funeral, I was happily and cozyly sleeping on the sofa after waking up..Then i heard Marcus said " Hey we caught a rat.." I went and see and sure enough there it was, the rat that dissapeared.It was terrified and i felt pity for it but I knew what will happen to it






This creature loves chicken shit and is a disease carrying pest. But as my Dad fill the pail with water and seeing this animal gasping for breath in a cage like Eva Green in the Casino Royale finale, I can't but help feel sorry for it.I saw this before but i was more prepared this time. This spesies killed thousands of people through disease and parisites, and threaten the chickens and sinking its yellow teeths into our food and shitting in our house. Soo as i dropped its lifeless body into the monsoon drain, i said to myself "serve you right you pest.."


Here's the cockarel before becoming an adult


And here they are young alpha males


Chickens bath with sand, interesting.. I think i saw them eating sand too..


We found the female dead between sheets of newspaper. It froze because it went under the
newspapers and was not in contact with the mother's body. Females have a high motality rate in our farm..




Here they are, mother and son sand bathing and roasting in the sun





The chick is scracing itself like Tyson.


I'm so jealous haha..



Even dirty-ol Tyson likes to sand bath haha..



THE END


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Friday, June 5, 2009

10 musts in rearing a dog

Before i reared tyson, i wont even dare touch one cuz im scared it will bite me.. But after 2 and a half years of dog rearing, i can even dare touch a barking rottweiler, hehe just kidding. Tyson now is around 2 and half years old and he has thought me many do's and dont's in taking care of dogs especially boxers. Here is the top 10 must's in taking care of this friendly mammal..

  1. take it out at least once a week to burn calories and keep him happy and free of trouble


Tyson must walk everyday.. so tired. im like his slave being dragged across the neighbourhood without mercy.

2. feed him food at least once a day depending on breed..

Ill feed him chicken. Chicken neck, head, and chicken flavoured 'Pedigree'. Thats why we have a chicken farm at the back haha..


3. always check for ticks, and i mean always..



Sometimes i wonder why God created these little vampires..


4. Always provide clean and fresh water to drink, especially after walks



5. Give your dog a good pat or face rub..

Plastic surgery haha..


But dont over pat him.

6. play with him otherwise he'll look like this dog



7. discipline your dog by tying or something humane



8. Provide something to chew cuz dogs have hyperactive jaws

Tyson's favourite is garden gloves..

9. Look him in the eye and smile..



what?

10. Most of all just love him as your doggie friend..




There, have i convience you to rear dogs.. If i hadnt ill make you hehe, evil laugh...


A dark creature is lurking in the chicken farm, ready to strike.....
...to be continued

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