All Creatures Great & Small

There are no dogs in Sunway College

2010-01-07T17:02:00.000-08:00

Rattle,reattle,rattle,raaatttlleee,bummp... I was uncomfortably awoken from my desperate need to snooze. I guess it's kinda hopeless to try to catch some shut eye on a bus. The bus was bringing me to my planned destination, GCE A-levels. But I didn expect I have to follow this tiresome routine just to do my form 6. Here's a flashback 3 weeks ago( bear with me cuz I know flashbacks/history can be boring)

I came back from Cameron Highlands feeling 2 emotions, fulliment and dissapointment. I had the best time of my life in 2009 and for the first time in a long while, I didn't gave a bull about SPM. It was like THE vacation and it was almost perfect....(very few moments in life are perfect). Sadly I couldn't go visit the mysterious cameron mossy forest. The feeling is like buying a Durian and finding out that its spoilt..Sigh, I had to endure dizziness ascending and descending cameron, endure refrigarator like atmosphere( I developed an empathy for frozen products), and endure occasional brain freeze.Although I did enjoyed Cameron especially the weather, I expected my 'struggle' to adapt will be repaid in the form of moss. We never knew the mossy forest(mf) would be so awfully remote. You need to hire a truck or van to drive you up the muddy, watery and foggy road to mf. mf is so remote that its highly recommended you follow a tour group. I'll continue this topic later along with the latest addition to my family's animalia collection.
Then I went to Johor Bahru to see my aunt and cousin. I had a nice time there and celebrated Christmas with them. We went to Church and my aunt especially had a great time. Christmas is a time of joy and laughter, so I played Tekkan 5 with my cousins. All 5 are girls, I played with 2, and both thrashed me. My boy ego was wounded and tried very hard to fight back but they pounded me 90% of the time. Then I watched a hit korean drama. It tells of a family riddled with problems after affairs after problems, that's why korean dramas is easily addictive. I slept at 1am hehe
lastly, I just started my GCE A-level, about 1 week into the 1 1/2 year programme. I'm doing it at sunway college and its no honeymoon waking up at 5.20am to catch the bus, class finishes at 4.30pm and bus leaves at 5.30pm, so I reach home at 7pm. Thank God its friday(TGI Friday haha),and I'm finishing this post in sunway's computer room(CLC). The facilities here is awesome and the streamyx is smooth unlike my home. I cant wait to hit the hay and recharge my sanity. I'm confident I'll adapt and I LOVE MY LECTURERS, they are a bunch of awesome people with distictive characters.

Man, I have so much to tell but I dont want to stare at a screen typing for hours. Plus I want to explore Sunwaycollege's well stocked library, TTFN, Ta Ta For Now..

Dinosaurs and the Bible (and the lies on TV/documenteries)

2009-12-19T03:18:00.000-08:00

Dinosaurs and the Bible - Answers in Genesis

Ok, since reading this eyeopening piece of information and believing it, I have found out that most modern people are living in a lie. Dinosaurs is one good example, followed by global warming, then TV, and many more I can name.

During the Youth Camp, Pastor Daniel Ross had a question/answers session. For me, it was 1 part question and 4 parts answers..So I asked bout dinosaurs and the bible. This question was....you can say a thorn, in my christian view of life.

I think it was a deep thorn cuz i even held up the bible and telling DR(Daniel Ross) that I couldn't find dinosuars in the bible(I'm feeling quite foolish now for doing that). Well, he told us especially me that they do exist and DR said the internet is a good and easy source of answers on any subjects.

Soo.. I did as he advised and I was fascinated and not disappointed..Trust me, if you read the bible and believe what it says, along with the website above, you will realised that there are a lot of lying fools on the National Geographic, Discovery Channel, and any 'evolution' related documentaries and shows(Jurassic Park the movie included,especially the people in charge hehe)

Next is Global Warming. Now this is going to be 'goooood'..I bet you know that people in starving places are dying, not just from starvation, but also from wars, slavery, famine(not global warming affected), and child prostitution. I bet you do.....Well.... How many people are dying or suffering hell from global warming,hmmm??? People are dying every 8 seconds in foodless regions and we, 'civillised' people are worried of the weather?!? (That is DR's words that surprised me)

Some reading this will say then won't people pollute more and make the effects of global warming more serious? Yes I agree, but what annoys me is that no or very few politicians,governments, international meetings, TV programmes and preventive measures are available to reduce the events mentioned as compared to global frying..

To me, global boiling is one of the world's problems used to divert attention from other problems that are really killing people RIGHT NOW, like propaganda. One last thing, don't believe everything the TV, besides the internet, says... Research and discovering by one's self is very, if not extremely important in discovering truths, including The Word Of God, the bible.

So get researching and less TV documentaries that are lies.

Well I'm off to fullfill one of my pre-adult/old teenager's dreams of visiting Cameron Highland's mossy forest. =) Finally, a place not effected by global Chinese slow roast. Please, please, please let there be a chicken sized dinosaur XD

NOTE: ( it took me 1 1/2 hours to write this, so 500++ people have died from starvation and etc and not from global warm jaccuzi)

The Princess & The Frog

2009-12-17T18:47:00.000-08:00

When my dad said that The Princess And The Frog was a nice movie, he underestimated it in my honest opinion. The movie ROCKSS!!

During my SPM I couldn't go watch Robert Zemeckis's A Christmas Carol cuz you know studies and etc. And praise to God my throat was not sore anymore during the movie after 3 weeks. I could see the movie without having a feather in my Adam's apple. I only cough a bit hard once when I laugh so hard. I haven't laughed so hard in months.

People of the adult world, it is not childish to watch cartoons whether on TV or daily. I will never ever say I stopped watching Cartoons. Cartoons bring me back to my memorable childhood which I was so blessed to have. I never liked growing up. I wish I was born during Noah's time cuz the average life span was 100 years old. I would still be considered a kid at 30, awesome...

The one or rare few times when I wanted to be an adult was when I had fantasies that studying in a Chinese primary school was harder than a working adult and when I wanted to get married during puberty haha..

Adults are people that I admire but don't wanna be in a hurry.. I would have to worry bout bills, food( I dont think i'll bother bout it cuz Malaysia has one the lowest food and mamak store prices in the world), girlfriend(s) (learning is very important in this field of manhood), money and yadda yadda yadda..I also heard from adult Christians that its so easy to throw Jesus aside during this period of a human lifephase

So you can see why I like being a kid for a little while more. That princess and frog movie gave me a chance to feel honest and pure happiness like a kid again. You rarely get that feeling when you're an adult. I highly and sincerely recommend my dear readers to see this movie but preferably not in Jusco Bukit Tinggi theater room 6(My dad forked out 11 bucks per adult and there were at least 8 seconds of the surround speakers not speaking)

Man i love this nomoreSPM freedom. I feel as free and good as a boy hehe

P.S. The movie also made me wanna be an adult cuz only adult man and woman not boys and girls, can get married =)

P.S.S Next post.......Dinosaurs in the bible.......ROOOAARRRR!!!!

I'm back again

2009-12-15T23:54:00.001-08:00

continued here.. I didnt write so much in one post cuz it bores readers including me and my brother was crying"entertaiment" to me while lying on the floor.My brother is one of the most attentive and bouncy kid i know but he is annoying when he is bored. ( He' s oso a sport as he lets me write stuff bout him hehe stuff heheheheha)

Ok back to my theme, one of the reasons I didnt blog about my freedom, mixed with boredom (I felt lacking and bored cuz 4 two years most of my time was spent studying), was that I fell very sick. I defined 'very sick' as having crazy thoughts roll in my skull and fever induced insomnia. I couldnt sleep the entire day and night after the last secondary Chemistry test i'll ever take and it did not felt any better.

Sometime in my life when I'm darn bored i wish i had a fever just to have the over-warming feeling hehe, weird huh. I tell u now, I do not want to be sick anymore and i'll try to have girls hygiene awareness and self control. That illness really taught me bout a few things and i mean it was burnt into my head by the fever

Always thank the Lord 4 your health and never take it 4 granted or overexert it... NEVER!!! Here feverish proof. I was sick due to a sore throat that caused a fever and headaches when I cough. The reason the Lord showed me during my recovery period was sometimes i overdo stuff when deep down inside i know i should stop. During and after the Chemistry paper, I felt happy but not overjoyed(weird..) and i was slightly feverish. My adrenal glands was straining to keep me healthy looking. I let my body down as i ate disgusting Mcdonalds and salty fries plus i ran out of water and can't touch cold soft drinks.See my point..
You reap what you sow and God makes sure that happens. I was very satisfied with my SPM effort and hope 4 the best, so i reap good as i sowed hardwork. But my carelessness towards the needs of my body cost me dearly not just my sanity.I couldnt watch the movies I wanted watch (in my blurred conscience i realised transformers was JUNK! and it was baseless and filled with deceiving pleasure like Mcdonalds), I couldnt go to Viveks pArTy and PARTY and blah blah with buddies, I couldnt play badminton with buddies the morning after the SPM, and I went to see the doctor which i havent seen in 10 months. I have a ultraman teenage body and i let burn with a fever and sore throat. I reap consicuances as i sowed neglect. Right right now i realised life and God was fair that time, big wide smile on me
God does care and plans 4 your good whether you believed it or not. When we are in trouble like being sick, we always tend to blame God and our circumstances. I know i did. The bible says he will never ever,under whatever circumstances or human opinion leave those who trust in him whether big or small trust, nor forsake them, and bring us to green pastures. Here's something I just noticed, to get to green pastures you sometimes need to go through obstacles. My sickness taught me life lessons and prepared my worn out exam-ed body for the most life changing experience so far, God touching and speaking to me in the Grace Youth Camp 2009. He did it in the most unusual way. I taught i would cry when God touched me till my eyes was red as a rambutan.I did but only once. The next 2 days out of the 4, I was happy and smiling without tears not just when He touched me again but 4 others who were crying. I also smiled when He impressed on my heart His occupation 4 me. See, God heals, cares, touches, loves, lifts up, teaches, encourages, bless, helps, listen and speaks if just just let him...

Now I'm off to live my SPM-NO-MORE life to the max, i mean three-quarters of the max, wheww close call...

I'm back

2009-12-15T19:29:00.001-08:00

Man do I hav stories and more stories to tell u blog readers. I fell its a blessing i get to tell so many ppl so easily through this blog bout what happened after the malaysian examination board's SPM.. There is at least 3 post long of stories I have....

The first is THE GRACE YOUTH CAMP 2009. I felt God like never B4 and i believe that this is jt the appetizer people. I have so many new and life changing memories during the camp. The most important of all is that I as a young, naive,17 year old christian have gain so much knowledge about life from God. One is that God is very very real and very very definately sitting next to you right now just whispering right into your ears that he created. Words cant describe how awesome The LORD God Almighty is that he only whispers to you, only whispers His gigantic Love and knowledge to us. I bet you only whisper when You tell top secret info. God just whispers !!!

This is only one of the 10+++ thing God has told me. And God even thought me how to interact with ppl and girls. Girls.. If you are reading this I bet you want more listening than talking from us dudes. GUYS ! you can try out this piece of advice and not just listen just bcuz you want 2 court them but Bcuz You want to care 4 their human need in all of us, that is to be listened.

to be continued ( these stuff i'm telling you... its from the bible... its THE LIFE MANUEL)

12.00am- BANG BOM BoAnG ka BOOM!!

2009-10-17T07:42:00.000-07:00

I wish they would just ban firecrackers that exceed 100 decibels of sound pollution. I stayed up watching TV cuz there's no point trying to sleep when there's fireworks outside.

11.05am- pop..pip.pop.. That's not so bad..=]

11.58pm-Ah, now i can sleep in peace..Mom said this is going to be a quiet Deepavali =)

11.59pm- bang boom Baong.. ka boom..

12.00am- BANG kA bOoOoMMM!! Ka bLUEII BANNGG !!! HAppy deePAVALI

12.30am- Sigh.. mom's wrong X(

I remember this was the time when I first started blogging a year ago. Ah..the memories..

Yesterday I went for an interview for ASA Scholarship. I haven't wore my prefect tie for 2 months and I felt funny. HELP Institute was a nifty and clean place and it reminded me of a typical modern school with lockers. I was nervous and my legs were shaking. I made a few friends, nice chaps by the way and dranked coffee while I waited for my turn

They didn't had water available and I haven't drank coffee for 2 years. When my turn came my mouth felt sticky and the man said" your interviewer is the ex-principal of Kwang Hua"

Sounds of "wuuu.." followed and I was lead to a row of offices. As I looked into the office, there sat an old man, looking relaxed and I think I said good morning sir at 4.45 in the afternoon.

The man was very nice and likable and very sporting. He asked about racialnality, the Klang pollution level, roll modelling, and about myself.Compared to JPA interviewers, he was a saint.
JPA will ask about the campus grounds, Yang di-Pertuan Agung, and other nonsense of no connection to the scholarship purpose

Well I did my best and it's the experience that counts.. Fingers crossed..

LAUGH baby laugh haha hehe hoohoohoo..

Today, I went to navin's house for Deepavali. Megga, Ming Rong, Han Ren & Xiang Chee were the first there. We talked and laughed and I ate a delicious Indian lunch.

Chow Kuan came later and I played some Crisis something computer game. The girls came then(Zhao Yee, Yee Ai, Shin Yi, Chee Yee, Geok Wah) and we laughed and chit chat somemore.I didnt talked much because the game was very addictive. I only played 10min and I'm hooked. Note: computer games are dangerous..

HAPPY AND BLESSED DEEPAVALI

Elephant Da Vinci

Cool videos

2009-10-10T01:28:00.000-07:00

Here's a typical sleepwalking dog

This parrot knows how to scratch an itch

Tool Using Parrot!!!

©heryl |MySpace Videos

The power of OLD people

Animals, expert beggers

2009-10-09T19:01:00.000-07:00

In my opinion, animals can beg...very well.... Here's prove

Eg.
Tyson begs for his daily walk and I'm a servant to his whinnings. Here's where his expertise comes in. He will beg in the evening and when I'm visible. When my mom is around, he will whine and whimper to her because Tyson knows mom's more caring and will call for my service...I can heighten his pleas by saying "walkie". His ears and mouth will twitch and he will pay close attention to my movements on the door and 'walking the dog' face expression(tired and bored) on me..

My Dad rears vegetarian pirahnas known as Paku. It looks just like a pirahna only black in colour and has no visible teeths. During dinner, as we eat,the fish will line up in one row looking at us and as close to the table as possible. Dad only feeds them once a day and you can understand this begging style.

Chickens can also beg, but only to a very close master like....Marcus, my bro.He says when they're hungary, they will pick up tiny stones and pretend to eat it, then just throw it on the floor.

Conclusion... animals beg....better than us. Imagine what they do when we are not around

Adious

I am 16 going on 17..

2009-09-29T20:50:00.000-07:00

My birthday was over 2 days ago and it was memorable not for gifts or parties but just about enjoying myself..My family celebrated my day of birth a day early with a delicious and nutritious(my dad's unique description) cheesecake, followed by songs and photo shoots =).

Then..i went and studied Biology 4 2morrow's Bio 3 exam, @#$%. I wonder if the education system is producing balance in spirit, physicality, emotion and brains students when they postponed an exam to my birthday.

The next dull and sleepy morning, I was cheered up by many birthday wishings from loving and caring buddies..After school, i slept for 3 hours, did my 1ooo piece puzzle, drank carbonated Sarsi, read 'to kill a mockingbird' borrowed from a friend, and watched Jurrasic Park 2( more awesome than 1). That was a good good night, Black Eye Peas song stiil ringing in my head

After the exam, We got our BM results and i did o.k. But the thing that ticked me off was i was wrong for not following the Skima Permarkahan( Answer sheet). Some of my answers were logical but were not accepted by the Education System. The Skima says, playing cybercafe games causes a lot of obesity?? My dear Skima, most Cybercafe users and gamers are not fat but have a normal body weight, only their butts are fat due to 5 hours of sitting & staring at a screen.

Thats Marcus's small standard 5 hand.

The next day, the PPD,Pembuli Pelajar..i mean..Pejabat Pendidkan Daerah made us take somemore test to determine our achivement graph. Can't they just use our SPM Trials to plot their no-use graph..And this is called pre-SPM, its different than SPM trials. Pre-SPM x SPM Trials ?? my foot pre-SPM..

But our saving grace is that our teachers compressed the papers to only 4 tests. Raja Mahadi teachers are the most student-friendly teachers I know.

P.S 'To kill a mockingbird' can really increse your English vocabullary.Eg, "Why not?" "I'm afraid our activities would be received with considerable disapprobation by the more learned authorities." The first 4 chapters was a bit like reading history. Only when you fight boredom and reach the following chapters do you acknowledge its reputation as a classical piece of American Literature.

Adious

Here another email my mom sent me ^o^

2009-09-17T03:36:00.000-07:00

When someone tells you that you can't do something ....

Look around...

Consider all options...

Then GO for it!

Use all the things you have...

Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!

Always remember -
Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing...

Gasp.. gasp. almost to the computer.. must do blogging

2009-09-17T02:49:00.000-07:00

Wheww.. What a long exam packed week.. Im pooped and tired. Good thing next week is a one week Hari Raya holiday 4 students. I love the education/holiday system haha.. My SPM trials is finally over and i managed to do my very best and I hope 4 the best 4 my test hehe..

Things has happen in 3 weeks..But some things will never stop happening..

like Tyson's whinning to be let inside..

The frog's skin has adapted to blend in with its environment...

Almost..

My tortoises(Marcus gave his to me because he fell in love with chickens) have grown.Thats my hand

I wonder if these green stuff can purify tyson's water so I that I dont have to clean it.

And he is still begging.. Quiet down you mutt!

zZzZzZ the end ZzZzZz

A very powdery explorerace

2009-08-08T02:45:00.000-07:00

So much to tell about this explorerace, so little time. Long story cut short, it was very fun and worth 4 riggit..

We had balloons, flour, water, chairs and challenges that invoke teamwork, laughter and AJKs who pour water and throw flour at you haha..

My station was a bit unorganised and was a bit easy in my opinion. You must pass your balloon across the tables and catch it on the other side, then you must carry it to a pail with a random body part like hands, stomach, armpits and etc. With a ton of help from Li Sheng and Wei Ting, we finished first and went and tried out the other stations, lepak lepak....

But when Megga and I pour water over Kai Lee who threw flour at us, I accidentally cut her lips with my pail and she was soaking wet. We felt really guilty and apologised to her. I and Megga learned that guys must treat ladies with a lot, many, infinity and lots of respect and dont overdo it. Sorry Kai Lee.. Luckily she was very sporting and forgiving =)

Afterwards we scrubed the Dataran Sains, filled with concentrated wheat flour and I finally got to eat my nasi lemak, I was soo hungary.

P.S. I went back home and for the first time, I saw my dog was fat and very flabby. I dont like obesity and certainly not from my pet. Maybe not that fat but still its very unhealthy. Tyson, you are going to go on a crash diet starting today. Otherwise no females dogs will want to see u haha

P.P.S My blog will start to sleep more and more because I'm having my SPM.. TaTa and adios muchaos

Bahasa Melayu can be very funny

2009-07-30T02:33:00.000-07:00

Since the Malaysian government has put Bahasa Malaysia/Melayu as the educational language by 2010 instead of English, I feel BM, is not all that bad. Its because that we have more incapable teachers who disgrace English and ruin our education system than good quality teachers, not because of BM..In fact, I have this sent from my mom by email that proves that BM can be both fun and funny..hahaha =)

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

hahaha.. Oh my stomach hurts.. Hahaha. Go BM !!!

Chicken Tales

2009-07-16T01:48:00.000-07:00

2 things today. Firstly the ISCF Rally was awesome !! I really had a life changing experience in the form of a wonderful sketch performance about the love of Christ for all and an energetic youth pastor who preaches the gospel that can change eveything.

I thought this rally would be boring but it was so fun. You can sense the presence of God in there and the crowd was crazy. One hiccup was the firework i was tasked to shoot malfunctioned. It was humiliating standing in front of everyone, struggling to make that tube shoot. Fortunatly, only 2 out of 6 worked hehe..Ill remember this for the rest of life as the day i came to knew God WAHOO!!

OK..Secondly, each animal has a unique characters that God created.

You may think females are soft and timid, but they can be as brave and independant as males. The chick that Marcus and I thought was fearless and always wondering off on its own, a male, was actually a Female! Its super brave and had characters of a male.Besides that, at an early age of 2 months, the 2 cockarals are nuts over him, I mean.. her
In the book "Marley & Me", Mr Gordan says that if a male was left to his own devices without religion or social constraints, a good example is cockarals. And I agree. Chickens mate at least once a day before egg laying, taking any female available. Marcus has only one female and 2 hot blooded males, you can imagine how much attention she gets.
Chickens must let the world know an egg was laid or their manlyness. The whole family crooked for a good 5 minutes each time an egg was laid. They even did it at 5.30am on a school day. I wish I can slaughter them but someone treats it as music to his earscough marcus cough"
Boxers can be tempted when there are chickens around. But after just a few days, Tyson just ignores them. I saw him sniffing a plant while the chickens just walked away from touching distance, like from Marley in " Marley & Me".He must be bored of them

The End

Day of BIRTH..XD

2009-07-05T01:26:00.000-07:00

Yesterday i celebrated my friend,megga & my dad's birthday. I prefer Megga's one cuz i had a lot of fun, sorry dad haha..

Before megga's birthday party i went to Shah Alam at 9am and came back at 12pm. I was tired and sleepy when I went to Jusco Bukit Tinggi for the party, but i rather go for this party than stay at home studying or watching tv. I decided i would buy megga a gift so i rushed to look for one. The party starts at 1pm and it was 12.30 !!!

Fortuanatly i was able to purchase a mug( Megga likes planes but there was not a single modal plane in Jusco) and had it wrapped and arrived on time, sweet...

First i met Cher Ee and she went to prepare the surprise.. We( me, Navin, Kuben, Ming Rong, and birthdayboy Megga) choose to eat at Mcdonalds. We laughed at jokes, talked about Parents Day and National service( why was i selected...why..). We talked and then SURPRISE,Yee Ai, Cher Ee, Zhao Yi and Shin Yi came with a lovely black forest cake for Megga. Happy Birthday Megga ...

Only the girls sang which was good enough haha.. Ming Rong gave Megga a shit shaped piggie bank. it was disgustingly cute, and had the correct colour too haha.. Then we played some arcade games and i went back at 3pm to celebrate for my dad's birtday.

My family was supposed to go 1 Utama for my Dad's birthday but mom was tired soo we went to Pyramid instead ..Happy Birthday Dad..That was my first outing with my friends and i'll always remember it as Megga's and dad's day of birth =) Now left navin, me, Yee Ai, Cher Ee...i'm soo excited..

An evil Lurks.. BWAH HA HA...

2009-06-21T02:31:00.000-07:00

Alas the female chick died after our funeral trip...

Haiz, I so lazy.. I'm always procastinating whether to do my blog.. This happened on a cold, spooky, and Klangish night. I and Marcus were going to lock the cage at the chicken farm and kiss them goodnight hehe.. As Marcus went to the door,he heard a soft 'chip..chip..' sound. It sounded like a rat..and OMG!!! IT was a rat, a mango sized, grey rat. I pointed the torch at it and it dashed off and dissapeared into a pipe hole..Marcus gave a huge "Gasp" and i was surprise to see a rat in action..

The morning after coming back from my aunt's funeral, I was happily and cozyly sleeping on the sofa after waking up..Then i heard Marcus said " Hey we caught a rat.." I went and see and sure enough there it was, the rat that dissapeared.It was terrified and i felt pity for it but I knew what will happen to it

This creature loves chicken shit and is a disease carrying pest. But as my Dad fill the pail with water and seeing this animal gasping for breath in a cage like Eva Green in the Casino Royale finale, I can't but help feel sorry for it.I saw this before but i was more prepared this time. This spesies killed thousands of people through disease and parisites, and threaten the chickens and sinking its yellow teeths into our food and shitting in our house. Soo as i dropped its lifeless body into the monsoon drain, i said to myself "serve you right you pest.."

Here's the cockarel before becoming an adult

And here they are young alpha males

Chickens bath with sand, interesting.. I think i saw them eating sand too..

We found the female dead between sheets of newspaper. It froze because it went under the
newspapers and was not in contact with the mother's body. Females have a high motality rate in our farm..

Here they are, mother and son sand bathing and roasting in the sun

The chick is scracing itself like Tyson.

I'm so jealous haha..

Even dirty-ol Tyson likes to sand bath haha..

THE END

10 musts in rearing a dog

2009-06-05T03:18:00.000-07:00

Before i reared tyson, i wont even dare touch one cuz im scared it will bite me.. But after 2 and a half years of dog rearing, i can even dare touch a barking rottweiler, hehe just kidding. Tyson now is around 2 and half years old and he has thought me many do's and dont's in taking care of dogs especially boxers. Here is the top 10 must's in taking care of this friendly mammal..

take it out at least once a week to burn calories and keep him happy and free of trouble

Tyson must walk everyday.. so tired. im like his slave being dragged across the neighbourhood without mercy.

2. feed him food at least once a day depending on breed..

Ill feed him chicken. Chicken neck, head, and chicken flavoured 'Pedigree'. Thats why we have a chicken farm at the back haha..

3. always check for ticks, and i mean always..

Sometimes i wonder why God created these little vampires..

4. Always provide clean and fresh water to drink, especially after walks

5. Give your dog a good pat or face rub..

Plastic surgery haha..

But dont over pat him.

6. play with him otherwise he'll look like this dog

7. discipline your dog by tying or something humane

8. Provide something to chew cuz dogs have hyperactive jaws

Tyson's favourite is garden gloves..

9. Look him in the eye and smile..

what?

10. Most of all just love him as your doggie friend..

There, have i convience you to rear dogs.. If i hadnt ill make you hehe, evil laugh...

A dark creature is lurking in the chicken farm, ready to strike.....

...to be continued

Time to Samba and PaRtY !!!

2009-05-28T02:35:00.000-07:00

The chicks, my mom calls them cottonballs bcuz well they look just like cottonballs with legs haha.. have nearly doubled in size in just 1 week. Man are those little chicken cells having a mitosis party haha..

Arghh, i MADE a very stupid mistake in my bio paper 3. I was instructed to find a rise in a reading by subtracting the final reading with the initial reading.. I was so smug and high spirit after the test.. "Never trust your mind". i just lost at least 15 marks stupidly

"Eh, did u subtract the initial reading with the final reading" said sherran.
"Yeah.. i did.. WAIT! What must subtract ?!"
"neh, the first question bout the visking tube"sherran explained.
thinking..thinking.." OMG, wHaT the @#$%, you are suppose to subtract it !!"
"Hey u oso didnt subtract ah.." said the swimmer Chow Kuan
"u too!! ahhh.., High five bro.."

O well, exams are not that important, SPM is my ultimate goal.=)

Now i can sit back, watch tv and the upcoming 'Termintor Salvation' movie xD..

psss.. u 4got u still hav tution homework, add maths and art project to finish...

The end for now..

The World's chicken population increased by 2

2009-05-14T03:26:00.000-07:00

Picture of the week

I'm reporting from My bro, Marcus's free range chicken farm where a new life cycle has just begun.

A lot has happen to the chickens since last year December when Marcus got the chance to rear kampung chickens from my aunt..One problem rearing chickens is that they live to shit... My mom have to clean the back full of their droppings. Fortunately i & mom build an enclosure to keep them away from the back kitchen..

Alas i knew one day one of them would be eaten by the evil useless animal known as cats..I hate cats cuz they kill innocent chicks. sometimes nature is just cruel 3(..One the female chick got eaten one night when the gang were up on a tree..Some even flew to my neighbour's side in their frighten state.. Now theres only 2 chicks left, pity...

Mrs. Kamprung chicken just became a mom....again....The chicks are like little golfballs with legs
Soo cute and adorable.I didnt know chicks are that small..

All mothers are very, very caring.

Here the chicks are hiding under their mother to rest and keep warm..

We called him spotty as u can see he has a lot of spots.He also got a fiery red length of feathers
on his back mixed with a dark sea blue and green

Here's the other which is far more colourful than spotty. No name has a more cleaner and organised colours like a dark blue chest and his back is a darkish fiery red mixed with purple
orange and blue

Both the cockarals have green tails with white spruting at the base. Spotty has a longer
tail than no name

Here's the nest where the hen took care of the eggs

The cocks are having a staring competiton..

The chicks need to stay under mom to keep warm cuz they cant keep warm themselves

wha..What are you doing up there, get down here right now. You know chickens dont fly

The end
until my mid year exam finishes in 2 more freaking weeks....

Animal Dictionary 2nd edition

2009-05-08T01:17:00.000-07:00

Appreciation
I would like to thank my mom for sending me all these awesome pics for this unsensored edition hehe.. I would also like to thank my mom's friend's friend's friend's frie....... for the pic as well. Hope u'll enjoy as much as i did..

And go!

1. Almost

2. Balance

3. Chase

4. Delicious

5. Evil

6. Family

7. Gross

8. Hello

9. Indifferent

10. Jump

11. Kindness

12. Love

13. Mighty

14. Nap

15. Opportunity

16. Play

17. Queue

18. Row

19. Sideway

20. Tasty

21. Unlucky

22. Valley

23. Warmth

24. X-men

25. Yawn

26. Zzzz

the end

Arghh.. The tension !!

2009-04-30T02:27:00.000-07:00

As i sat down at my place i felt a sense of nervousness.With SMK Sri Andalas students making tons of noise outside, I took my pencil and started to sketch a circle...

My hand started to shake, palm starting to sweat, heart rate incresing..Dear Lord, please help me to relax so i can get this art competition over..

I, Yee Ai, Thava, a wonderful friend i made during this event, and a 2 charming indian girls were enrolled in an art carnival at SMK Sri Andalas, near my school. Instead of clowns performing, there was competitions & art sculptures, Instead of theme rides, there was fun activities and workshops like batik design, pottery, and face drawers, So much to see, so little time..

I & Yee Ai took part in a drawing competition with around 30 others..She choose to draw an old abandon house in a bright and charming jungle, along with bamboos, with herself looking at the house.Chrisp bright sunlight beamed through. I draw a warzone in Israel, trying very hard to capture the sense of loss and the struggle to survive.

And the Oscars goes to Yee Ai, CONGRADULATIONS !!,and i surprisngly won 2nd place. I felt on top of the world when i went to collect my award. I couldnt believe i won something..I felt so alive with a rosy feeling u cant explain.. And as the time came to hand in my drawing, I instead got back a fun, wonderful, and pleasant day and year.

YIP PII...=D

Pengawas Camp 2009

2009-04-26T01:32:00.002-07:00

Final Day at last..

I saw that we had woken up rather late 2day, around 7 30am, compared to 4 am yesterday. That night i slept very well. I then realised how important sleep is 2 us. My leg was aching 4 2 days straight and every step took a lot of effort. But after just one night of sleep, my legs felt less sore and painful. I love sleep hehe..

We did the same thing as b4 and the food was no better, sigh..I thought 2day would be another tiring and @#$%$# day,with the jungle trek to a waterfall, no running water 4 a shower which i desperatly need.., and a few more complains, but this day would be made memorable by a certain someone, i wont tell so ull have to wait hehe...

As we set up 4 the trek, i wondered how long it would be.. The comanders said we will only climb 5 hills only, thats not very long.. As we started the journey, i tried to keep track of progress. Hill num 1, not so bad a bit steep though, check. Hill 2, puff puff check. Hill 3, whhhaaat!!, i thought we passed the 4th one already, check... Hill 4, oh i givee uupp.. hill 5, i never thought i could speak such flowery words hehe..check. Mountain 1, What the @#$%$#.. u never said there was a mountain !!!check CHECK CHECK! My swimmer friend Chow Kuan, wasnt even sweating !! Amazing.. He must be really fit..I felt so small and weak,even the comanders were amazed..

At long last, the waterfall. It was more of a water flow than waterfalling.. There was a long rock wall with water flowing at an angle downwards, a bit dissapointed.. But the water was just the same as the river, nice, cooling, relaxing as it flowed aganist ur back and dirty, full of sweat..The decsend back was more tiring cuz once u rested after a long exercise, u wont feel recharge, instead u ll fell like just lying there and giving up..soo tired.. When we arrived at the camp, shoes filled with sand, it was already afternoon and they finally let us wash up and get ready to leave, YAHOO.. i quickly ate and went to bath. Some still wanted to bath in the urine and sweat filled river, How strange..

The trip home was more quiet cuz all were poop out and so was i..And i still have to walk back cuz i live near the school. I wondered how i would be greeted by my family and especially my dog.. Sigh, my family will make a feast for me but my dog that i walk & feed almost everyday, would just sniff me or just lie there, bored. Thats what he usually does when i came back from school or tuition. sigh..But my dog Tyson will be that special someone who will brighten up my day and make it very memorable, SURPRISE

When i reached home i saw my brother Marcus and mom picking down the cloths, they gave me a smile and ask many questions, that made me realised how blessed i am. But i was dreading the moment when my dog would unlovingly come up and boringly sniff me. As the door open and i walked in, I saw Tyson coming quite fast at me and started to vigorously sniff me, trying to decide y i have so many wonderful smells. Then he started lifting up his 2 front legs,trying to reach something on me. So i said happily: "come boy, come poochie boy"Tyson then immediatly stood and grap on to my stomach, looking at me panting and smilling,saying" Master, where have u been, I really missed u.." He tried to lick my face but i gave a stern "no". he went down and instead tried to hold on to my leg.. Its as though he cant get enough of me hehe..He did that again and held on 4 a gud 10 sec.I gave him a gud belly and face rub, which sends him hopping with joy.Still panting and smilling, he followed me to the door and i gave him another gud rub. I saw in his eyes that he was enjoying this moment as much as i did.I felt as though i could go through the camp just to relive this moment hahe..=) and as i end this beautiful chapter of my life, i can confidently say that " Tyson, u r truly man's best friend..."

THE END

Pengawas Camp 2009

2009-04-23T02:31:00.000-07:00

DAY 2

As I woke up the next morning, back aching, covered with road sand but thank God wasnt bitten by mosquitos, I felt as though i was in a very bad dream, but this is real.. Sigh.. another backbreaking day of 'fun' adventure. (3

I felt like a zombie who only got less than 2 hours of sleep. I think if i hadnt slept with megga and navin i would freeze. Because as i walked to the toilet to wash not bath, the 4am cold dark air was biting all over my body. I think i lost weigh just trying to keep warm heha..

I hardly remember what they told us at the meeting at 6am. The only thing i remebered was me, curling up in a ball while trying to get some sleep while sitting. Shieh Sen,a smart friend, was lying down flat sleeping, No FAIR !! As the early sun rose, we did some warm up and etc.. The comanders decided to incharge each group with an egg to learn about responsibility. This egg would later ruin my day.We played some games and by lunch was puffing slightly..

I noticed the food was a bit little. I love to eat and with this camp's activities i felt i could eat a whole cow and drink a lake.After the meal, hungrily i went find my group and help to finish our nature invention, another stupid activity. When i sat down, kneeding some leaves to make a fan, Then I accidentaly knocked down the bottle holding the egg.SMACK right on the ground, Crap!! Maybe the cloth cushion the fall, maybe it didnt break. As i opened it and unravel the cloth, I saw a crack the shape of the river nile on the side it fell.. Thanks Thanks Raja Mahadi PrefectBoard 4 sending me to this @#$% camp. I thank Jesus that i was teamed with a compassianate teamLEADER and sympathetic members/friends =)

After that we had a sexiest costume/dance contest won by dash dash dash.. Sherran, our leader almost won. I think the judges are sexists hehe..Moving on, we had a river walk. I, megga and navin were holding hands like true gays walking along the icy, wonderful feeling water haha..Did i mention we had to crawl on mud that smelled like urine and plasticine, while making sheep sounds. This is by far the most interesting camp i have ever been, But i would soon be wrong

During the night we presented our finished invention and group yell to the audience with a rouse of applause.The most funny invention was the 'Ahh..fan', This made the top comander laugh his socks off haha=D..I thought we could sleep now but a beep on the whistle sends us running to the field, ready for the Night Walk.Great, more walking

As I waited 4 my turn, I managed to grap a 1/2 hour snooze. To kill time i made new friends and strengthened old friendships. When it was my turn it was 3am, oh well might as well get it over with.. As i walked i felt a sense of aloneness i never felt b4. As the sight of the crowd behind me dissapear, I felt the cripping fear in my veins. But i also felt as though i was not alone. There were strange footsteps and visions that im not allowed to tell.I would later find out it was just a act played by the comanders. I pray to Jesus to accompany me and i soon felt at peace..In fact this is the most peace i had during this camp. Not the walks, not the flow of the river but the simple company of a silent friend and companion at my side. And as i walked back to camp, hands on my head like war prisonars, under the orange rays emitted by the street lights, with the sound of rushing water on my right, filling the air with a cool, rainy scent, I felt at peace and full of grace.. zzzz...

A trip to Pengawas Camp 2009

2009-04-20T02:40:00.000-07:00

DAY 1

It happened on 18 and ended on the 20/april. I was reluctant to go cause i just finish the 2nd trial exams and just wanted to take a break at home, not fair l3.. i arrived at school just in time b4 the bus left and took my seat next to a form 3 malay girl. During the journey i chit chated to her, huei yen and a few more people and i was begining to enjoy this camp cuz i love making new friends.Sherran hosted a game where u had to do what the audience told u. i had to bow down and ask a girl out 4 coffee, hehe..

At the camp site, we did some exercises and learnt some commands. This camp was more like boot camp and the camp commanders were as fierce as dogs.. I almost lost my bag while joggong to the camp site, malu banyak, good thing a friend picked it up 4 me. Firstly, the comanders told us about the rules, regulations, blah, blah..., next we did some more exercise like rolling like a log on the wet grass.

afterthat we were instructed to set up camp, yeah =) i joined megga, navin, kuben, and liew and set the tent on the road next to an open hall fairly quickly. After dinner, we had some laughs during the opening ceremony, once we had to make our cellphone brand ringtones, our group of 5 was "hello moto"haha.. We played an explorerace and ice breaker until 2 pm!! I was glad when we could finally sleep. i quickly wash up but couldnt bath cause there was no water, great..But there was a problem, the tent couldn fit all 5 of us. so i, liew & kuben slept first.At 3am i was woken up by gossip talk outside the tent, selfish buggers.

Then, i saw navin was sleeping on meggas chest,while megga slept on a his bag. i placed a bag under my back and lied on on his belly. Soo comfortable..His hands over us and warmth made me very sleepy.we chated a bit and slowly dosed off. b4 i slept i saw how a dark a forest can be. The absolute darkness coupled with that irritating cricket sound made it difficult to sleep.and then came a soft rumbling sound. I tried to figure out wahat was it and realised it was meggas stomach grumbling.a friend can heal pain in many ways and i dosed off along with my gay friends and meggas stomach..

Coke means a drink or a carbon compound, C, in form 4 chemistry

2009-04-06T22:47:00.000-07:00

My very first posted video, yeah !!

If u want to have a smile on your face or eyes the size of durians from amazement, then please

watch this advertisment. please, pretty please..

Happening

2009-04-05T01:41:00.000-07:00

A lot has happened at my home residence.. The tomatoes are now adult tomatoes, bearing little children. My baby cabbage has reached puberty and still gets daily urine baths from tyson, BAD TYSON !!! When i see all these things, i would say in my mind

"im not going to let SPM, moral project or anything ruin this moment... not even

the urine bath."

MY BABIES, " tears of joy" =)

Son, You are now big enough to venture to the outside world.You have

endure acidic urine and excessive attention from Tyson.Be blessed and go forth

to prosper. Dont forget to visit your mommy and daddy ah..

wHaT dO U MEan "bleehh !!", u come here young man, urinating on poor old cabbage..

BAD BOXER, no dinner!!

And.. oh! Miss Kampung Chicken has become a 3rd mother, with 4 eggs. Yeah.. free eggs, and organic too..But there is a down side, the eggs are sooo small. I thought they would be like the normal tesco brand size. They are actually smalleeerr.Pathetic.. T-T Miss kampung, u have failed the chong family, now you will become Miss Roasted Kampung Chicken.. My brother says that size doesnt matter but quality not quantity counts. A kampung egg is said to have thicker white yolk and a golden yellow center compared to normal eggs, Thats why its more expensive lol..

Im not so sure i would eat that... sorry Bro, but 4 this, i say quality is in the

eye of the beholder haha..

All noise and small eggs.. Sad case

A cold stormy night.. something stirs..

ITS.. BAnana GIant

A Boxer's life - Food

2009-03-29T06:07:00.001-07:00

Yeah.. i finally finished reading Marley & me and boy was it eye opening. The owner,John Grogan had lived a life with his pet dog Marley and i could empatize with that. When Marley died, i almost felt like crying but my manly toughness stopped me in my tracks haha.. But i realised that if u r an animal lover, cat or dog, hamster or bird, iguana or snake, u should always cherish every waking moment spent with your beloved pet.. Soo ill start right now

Tyson, is the only dog that i have ever reared who lives for 2 things and 2 things only, food and walks. Today its about the food part. During normal times, he will just goof around and just sleep due to boredom. But during meal time at 7 to 8pm, he'll start his begging routine.Stage one, Tyson will just lie at the door head up, staring inside waiting for me to feed him. Stage 3, he'll start a soft whimper that is extremly adorable. And lastly, Stage3, a long high pitched cry that is so desperate, it ll make your heart bleed. Tyson has to wait a bit for his dinner because it clashes with my dinner. But boy can the dog eat. I swear no other dog can eat as fast and hard as him. Once i gave him food fit for a pampered king's dog. I went back to fetch the rubbish to throw and there he was waiting and whimpering at the door for round two.And this is another character of his.He is just immune to fullness. Even with with a bolted stomach, he still isnt satisfied. If i ate or any dog ate like him, a ruptured stomach will propably happen. Thankfully i can sternly turn him down without a trace of guilt. Guilty as charged hehe..

THE END

Ambition and Dreams

2009-03-21T03:32:00.000-07:00

haiz.. I cant decide what to do after my SPM. Everyday at least once ill ponder what will my career and what course or collage will i take. And finally today i think i decided what i want to do. It is healing people..

The idea of being a doctor isnt half bad. i love to help people in whatever way i can, so why not take a medical course. The second option is a better choice but still its not my first choice of a life career. It is veternarian. As u know i love animals and would glady take up this course to get to treat a real living or dying animal plus this choice has a better chance of a job because, being a vet is a very dirty and filthy occupation, so very few people like this job. Pity, so this gives it a high employment rate, hehe..

Haiz, both are such wonderful jobs, but which to do.. which to do..??.. T-T

For now its going to be a Doctor, for now..

The End

@#$%

2009-03-18T06:12:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was one of the worst day of 2009. Firstly, my tomato and cabbage hit its first agricultural problem =( My tomatos were a victim of an ?unknown? ailment. It was growing perfectly normal but some of the leafs were cupped. Solution 1, spray it with mosquito spray or water to kill an unknown bug egg in the leaf.. failed. Solution 2, water the soil because maybe its a bit too 'salty'..fail. Solution 3, cut out all the cupped leafs without remorse or mercy, and decided whether to burn it 4 revenge... sucess. I feel the cause is a plant disease which came from a totally infected tomato plant, all yellow and shivered up. Hate Hate Hate

On to the cabbage.. Guess what's the problem.. Insects, wilting, malnutrition, cupped leafs disease..nope, all wrong. The answer is, urination. My loving, caring, empathetic and cute dog/Tyson use my 4 month old cabbage plant the size of a dinner plate, as a fire hydrant. He will urinate on it everyday without fail to show it whose boss. I only noticed this problem when there was a hole in one of the leafs from u know where. There's even some sedimentation on a few leafs, eww..gross. Bad tyson. solution.. put the cabbage on a pot stand a metre off the ground.

other problems include @#$%$ moral project, @#$%$ art project, unfinished tuisyen work, no time for study or relaxation, and SPM. Ggrrhh

But at the end of the day i still feel bleesed beyond measure with loving parents, brothers, a place to eat, sleep and study, my Lord Jesus Christ, Marley & me, friends to chat on blog & sms, tyson my still loved dog, unknown plant disease and of course my fire hydrant aka cabbage plant. yupp, Life has more pros than cons :D

Champion of Sports

2009-03-15T07:31:00.000-07:00

Wahoo, yesterday and today two things made my week besides marley and me. Both are sports.

First, Liverpool, my english football team thrashed Manchester United 4 to 1 at MU home soil Old Trafford. Liverpool I love u..

Second, Chong wei just defeated his arch and feared rival at the Swiss Open 5 minutes ago in straight identical sets.. 21-16, 21-16. Chong Wei, you are the man! Infomant, my friend Shin yi

(= Man, this is the best day eveeeeerrrrr...=)

Marley & me

2009-03-14T08:19:00.000-07:00

Yahooo, i am finally reading Marley & me =) One of my prime hobbies is reading. I started reading when i was form3 right before PMR. The book which cultivated this wonderful addiction of mine is of course, an animal book, no surprise there.. Its about a vet living in a english countryside who tells about his day to day struggles with farm animals with his own vivid description of the cool, scenic and peaceful english countryside scenary and wheather. The book also inspired me to become a vet and also my dad.And to all u romantic book fans, this story also tells how James Herriot, the vet tried and suceeded in marrying one of yorkshire beauties.. I only read the animal chapters "cough "

Back to Marley & me, i was surprised that the story wasnt half bad.. Actually it was fullifing. I didnt know Tyson had an almost identical life as Marley, the worlds most naughty Labrador Retriver. The way i judge a book is how long i stayed glued to its story. Marley & me.... 1 and half hour straight, Sejarah textbook.....5 minutes. John Grogan, the Author, reminds me totally of me as a dog rearer/lover, besides the married, working life and bedroom description scene. Yess, Marley & me has some scenes... but the way Marley enters them are soo funny.. Well thats all for Marley & me, Im curently at chapter 11 and i cant wait to get started. Target 3 hours

The end

Public Speaking

2009-03-12T03:28:00.000-07:00

The number 1 fear among humans, besides death, is Public Speaking.. I myself am terrified to speak in front of a crowd of people. I envy those who can go out and just be themselves.. sigh... i just done a group play about an indian epic " Ramayana ". I acted as the number 1 villian the nanny. Boy was i scared. i had to hunchback (pass), speak in a haggered voice(fail), and say what i memorised (mostly pass). During the play i tried me very best to relax and focus and not to think about humiliating myself. Heck, i will still feel stupid no matter how i speak so might as well just go for it. When my turn ended, i felt like a million bucks. There is that rosy feeling after u do a public speaking, similar when u just survived a tiger attack haha.. and this time i didnt felt stupid, i actually felt good.. Now i know, the secret to a good public performance is to just be yoruself and dont care what your mind tells u. I also thank the Lord for helping me relax and just to do my best..Public speaking is also the best way to improve your confidence and self esteem.. maybe ill take up public speaking as a hobby... maybe

News of the week: I finally managed to install a chatbox on my blog. it took me ages to install that @#$%$ gadget and i was going in circles.. Plus putting one is a no brainer.. i hate chatbox.. I HATE CHATBOXES.... pheww. glad i got that out of my system.

THE ANIMAL DICTIONARY

2009-03-07T18:37:00.000-08:00

Presenting the world's first animal dictionary with corresponding pictures..

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The publisher and blogger would like to thank Marcus Chong, Dad and Mom, and Google for helping to make this possible =)

No effort will be made to trace copyright owners for permission to reproduce this material. So feel free to spread this material.

1. Afraid

2. Brothers

3. Cold

4. Delicious

5. Eyes

6. Fur

7. Gaze

8. Hot

9. Impatient

10. Joy

11. King

12. Love

13. Mother

14. Naughty

15. Over

16. Playful

17. Quadruplets

18. Rage

19. Sadist

20. Tall

21. Unique

22. Venom

23. Wink

24. XL

25. Young

26. ZZZZ

The End

Coming soon...

2009-03-01T06:00:00.000-08:00

Last week was the most tiresome week of 2009. i had to study and study for the schools monthly and i just wanted to get it over with.. looking back, i noticed i wasnt that jam packed.

Last week schedule: 1.mon, study study study eat study eat study zzz. 2.tue = mon 3.wed to fri, monthly test 4.sat to sun, freedooomm

Im soo glad the monthly test just finished. Now i can just sit back and... no.. wait....Spm !!! arrrghh..

why, why, why must study.. oh well, at least i can take a break this coming school holiday.hehe

Im currently planning to read a book that has just been made into a movie. Its called Marley & Me.I heard from two friends, one a doctor,and the other my classmate, that the book is about the life of the most naughty labrador whose simple doggie soul changed the life of a family. Im borrowing it instead of buying because books sold here are very damn expensive.. i hope i dont cry reading Marley & me cuz its also a super emo book T_T

To readers of this blog, 'oxford' is going to publish an animal dictionary,

so they asked me to write a draft for them.those reading this will catch

a glimpse this week or the next..=)

the end

Fight! Fight! Fight!

2009-02-07T22:43:00.000-08:00

Tyson just got involved in a dog fight that lasted say.. 1 min. I was walking him one Thursday evening when all of a sudden a small mixed breed dog, slightly smaller than tyson charged at him with teeths barring. It went straight for his front leg and managed to hold on only for a few seconds before tyson fought back, biting its hind leg. I knew this dog ever since i past its owner's house. He would bark madly at tyson and the n started biting his own leg.. Crazy dog is what i call him. On this particular evening he was let lose and i dislike owners who let their dogs out without keeping an eye on them.

As the fight progressed i started to panic, should i let tyson go from his lease to fight him off cuz the lease was restricting his movements or try to pull him away.. Then they stopped and just stare at each other menancingly. Crazy dog's hind leg was bent as a sign of fear whether to fight or flee. He probably thought" U DONT SCARE ME " and bite tyson's back. And then a call came... at last the owner came. He tried to stop the fight by commands but crazy dog was determined to show whose boss. They stopped again and this time he placed his paw on crazy dog's back, as a sign enough is enough, it was almost cutish..

The owner managed to call it back and i had to drag tyson away. He was so full of adrenalin that he didn mind me treating his wounds =)Thank God he had only a few cuts and a injured claw. dont think im proud but boxers are very good at dogfights and if i let tyson go, the owner could have a badly injured dog in his hands xD. Next time im bringing a stick when walking dog.

The end

New Chinese Year ^.^ ^_^ ^.^

2009-01-28T01:58:00.000-08:00

At last the chinese new year calender has begun and you know what that means.. ang pow, firecrackers ( i actually dislike big firecrackers), food, openhouse malaysian style, food, and new clothes xD. I love chinese new year bcoz i can stay at home and dont hav to wake up 6am everyday for 11 days! I also get to visit my relatives and collect lots & lots of angpow. Sadly this year im not visiting one important relative.. my grandparents.I like visiting them bcoz they cook the most delicious sweet and sour pork, stir fried vegie, fragence rice ( diabetic and expensive ) and of course, no not ang pow, i get to see animals like chickens and dogs =) Never mind.. i still love chinese new year

For the first time in a long, long while, this CNY is a sunny, humid, and blisteringly hot one and not a monsoon season like almost every year. HOT hOT hoT..

Since this year is the year of the ox and not chicken, they have lost the mood to celebrate, haha..

There was a lion dance yesterday down my neighbourhood block and something strange happen.

Tyson started howling and walking and running all over the house including the inside which he is not allowed to enter. He started acting strangly when the drums started beating, gong. gong.. gong. gong.gong..., runing in zig zags, runing and hitting the flower pots. Tyson was in fact terrified by the beating of drums and begged to be let inside the house. Only when the druming stop that he comfortably went outside and relaxed. He also salivourate like a dog that just finish a marothon. I was a bit surprised at his behaviour because he is quiet fierce and would bark like a mad dog at strangers.

Note to self : " to discipline tyson, use drum ". Im not sure whether its a boxer thing or just tyson's own fear. Tyson is also scared of fireworks. I had a great dane who, when a storm came, would hide under a car bcoz she's terrified of lightning. Even dogs who are guardians of the house, can feel fear. I think my dog will learn to hate chinese new year, haha..

Wishing u all a happy and prosperous Chinese New Year

^.^GONG ^_^XI ^o^FA ^~^CHAI

THE END

About Tyson

2009-01-10T23:12:00.000-08:00

I think my dog is the cutest dog in klang and ahem the world..haha. although he is a bit fierce, when u look at him, he is quite cute. so i decided to show u some of his cute and special moments caught on camera. Here is tyson's official biography...

Hobbies...

Scratching himself

Seeing his girlfriends.. naughty boy, haha

Doing Tai Chi

Sun bathing.

Favourite toy... - A trampoline

Blurrr..

Learning to do a triple back flip.

Favourite food... - Banana

Special moments...

bleehhh...

A quiet moment of reflection

yukk.. Marcus, gross

Appreciation.

Thanks marcus for taking all these wonderful pics. The End

uNkNoWn Dog

2009-01-10T22:41:00.000-08:00

When ever i see a dog, the first thing that pops up in my mind is " Aww.. How cute" and " I wonder what breed it is.."

Iwent to my uncle's house and i saw one big, grey haired dog trotting towards us. It was extremly friendly, unlike tyson who would bark like a mad cow when he saw a stranger. When i touched his fur it felt like cotton, no wonder most people like furry dogs. Its name is not surprising is Hairy, but i kept wondering what breed it is. i stupidly forgoten to ask my uncle what breed it is but i think its a bearded english collie.. Although it looked big, it is actually smaller than tyson but the furr makes it look huge. I really respect people who rear furry dogs caz i would be half dead combing and grooming their furr and it woud be difficult to find those bloody ticks that suck the precious fluid out of of them.. did u know i got a tick that was attacted to my skin and my mom in her belly button until it balloned, gross. here r some pics of

hairy, enjoy..

Dogs have feelings. this is called sadness

ZZZZZ

The End

A New Year

2009-01-10T21:34:00.000-08:00

Welcome all blog readers to my 2009 version of my animal blog. There not much change but this year my aim is to put as many animals especially dogs ( my tyson included, :) haha )on my blog, and to score straight A1 iN SPM. :) But first i MUST LEARN, to stop ponteng or skip school if u dont know BM, it has become my habit to ponteng school when i dont feel like waking up at 6 am everyday. But this year my school teachers especially Pn Arumalar & Sumathi has motivated me to enjoy my school life and studying. Thanks teachers.

Last year i planted some tomato and cabbage seed and my bro. marcus planted sunflowers. My mom is an expert gardener just like Hilmi in Konserto Terakhir.. maybe ahem better.. She enouraged us to plant vegetables or flowers, so my brother planted flowers and i, cabbages and tomatos.. now after 2 months of waiting we are finally reaping our rewards, actually only my bro is.

Im still have to waiting 4 more grueling months till mine are edible, Argghhh.

Out of 15++ seeds, only one survived. The internet say cabbages are the most easiest vegie to grow, yeah right.

Tomatos are quite easy to grow. the first pics is my second atempt, the second pics is my

first try but tyson step on all of the seedlings and this is the only survivor.. bad Tyson x(

If u noticed, my bro sunflowers take turns to bloom. How amazing and strange..

1st stage

2 nd stage

last stage

This praying, i mean preying mantis stayed on ths sunflower for 2 months. Dad says it cant be reared and once it found a place 2 stay, it wont leave. amazing

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

Trachemys scripta elegans

2008-12-26T20:29:00.000-08:00

Guess what does the title above means.. if u guessed its a scientific name of a type of turtle called a red eared slider, also known as green turtle locally, then u are absolutly right !! The reason i'm telling this is that today i will show u one my household pets which is of course a turtle.. my red eared sliders are David and Zechariah and u might be thinking.. why do u give names to a turtle. Well in my opinion, all animals and maybe insects have feelings and emotions, and i feel that they also have character.. that's only my opinion. now back to the topic, the reason i gave my turtle the name is that compared to my brother's turtle is that he is more braver and he loves to explore. He is also quite gentle and when i feed him he'll flap his front legs, waiting for me to feed him..:) My bro named his, Zechariah caz he think it sounds nice.. ?? no offence marcus :)

Turtles are mostly grass eaters but david and zechariah' s species can eat small live fish.. when i feed them they would chase it round and round until they would golble it up. but if i feed them fish their feaces..yuk..will be ten times smellier.euuuwww. i usually feed them turtle pellats but they also can eat greens like kang kong( spinach) and sawi. one time a over ripe mango fell into their aquarium and i didnt notice it until when i went to clean them. thats when i show a piece of thing in the water & i took it out.. there was a large crater with tiny bite marks and the worst thing was that the mango was rotten and had worms crawling in it..gross grosss.. thank god dave & zec survived, they even ate dried leaves!! If tyson ate just a bit of that rotten mango he will live for another 1 week..:(

Well i think that's enough for one post, hope i didn bore u.. The end ( maybe i should rear a bullfrog)

This a extremly wild red eared slider

this a baby r.e.s

A 2 headed r.e.s

Thats zec on land

The Christmas Spirit

2008-12-24T19:46:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i woke up i thought what did i just did last night. I looked at the phone, it was 11am. then i remembered i went for my first and probably my last carolling. I came back at 3 am and of course i was damn tired, but i enjoyed myself during the singing of " silent night" ,"deck the hells", and many other wonderful christmas songs. The caroling was organised by my church royal rangers group. I and a group of carollers went by a van with " exceptionally" good shock absorbers to preselected homes to deliver the first wave of the X mas spirit. It was an uplifting experience because i never thought seriously about christmas. Christmas to me is about fOOD & pREsANTS and its a bit shameful caz i was tought that christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ, the Saviour of the world. I realised that when singing " Away In a Manger" that Christmas is really, reallyy about peace on earth and good will to men.

I gave my very best caroling ( although its my only one) ever to the 9 homes we covered that cool , christmasy night and when i returned home and crawled on to the bed, I was damn statisfied :)

Although i said i was satisfied there was one thing that thing that really annoyed me during the caroling. there are a few boys who would not stop singing at the back of the van and my ear drums almost burst on the way to each house. But overall i thoughrolly enjoyed myself and the food that the masters of each house provided was excellant xD...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND MAY GOD BLESS U WITH A HAPPY, PEACEFUL, AND PROSPOROUS NEW YEAR to

My beloved family- mom & dad, marcus, joshua, my maid ana, and lastly Tyson, cousin tan juan and jian, tat king, ah beng and ah seng and all my uncle and aunties
Friends- navin, kuben, megga, liew, almuhudin, chow kuan the frog, ming rong, sue fyenn, shahrul, shin yi, zhao yi, chee yee,valli, sherran, marcus ,samson, andy,zlwin, joyce, vivek, leticia, lester, keith, kelly,soon, tinesh nair, dinesh, kheng aik, zhe kang, jiang hoong, josheng, anis, dexter, andrew, conilius, abel,su mei, su ling and more
Raja Mahadi teachers
Church members
Royal Rangers Comanders
Roger federer, Jim Carrey, Lee Chong Wei........
fireman
polismen
mpk workers
and to all that lived on planet earth

THE END

Attack of the chickens

2008-12-22T19:51:00.000-08:00

When i came back from my grandma place, my mom ask one of my aunt's whether she could give mom a mother chicken along with her baby chicks.. At first i thought she was joking but thankgoodness she meant what she said. My aunt brought back a beautiful wild mother chicken along with 3 adorable chicks. the chicks reminded me of my family's previous attempt at chick raising which ended in (the following is graphic) the death of the chick by a cat, one of the chicks was mising its head and there was some blood in the garden..

Here they r looking for insects

I didnt know chicks or chickens eat grass in their diet.

Now, armed with experience, my mom and brother marcus is taking great care of them in our back garden..

Chicks are just soo cute they would hide under their mother's feather to keep warm at night and when they need air they would pop out their heads.. The mother hen rarely sleeps during the night to guard her chicks, this shows hens are caring and loving mothers.

The End

Tyson 101

2008-12-19T22:02:00.000-08:00

Today i m going to publish a post 100 % about my pet boxer, Tyson Chong. why i m doing this? caz i can and caz i want to start an animal blog and what better way to start then with my very beloved boxer. Todays title is

This my dog when he is...

happy

chewing a stone

Surprised

begging

Extremly bored or just zzzz

After a bath

when I say " sit"

Doing yoga

Waiting for his Great Dane friend

Waiting patienly for me to take him for a walk

" no idea"

2008-12-15T21:12:00.001-08:00

I just came back from my grandparents place and i was a bit dissapointed cuz my grandfather's dinner party almost made my ears bleed !! The karaoke songs were chinese songs which was ok but what really ticked me off was the loudspeaker was set at maximum volume.. The food was not bad except that one dish was RM 150 ! Yah u heard me, rm150.. and it was disgusting. I think my auntie no name selected this restoran cuz although the food was expensive ( and yuck), they provide free Karaoke. My grandparent would prefer a restoran that offered simple, delicious food rather than Karaoke !

AHHH.. Ghost !!

yumm

Sigh... But before the dinner my dad took us to visit Gua Tempurung & Lata Kinjang waterfall. The cave was the best and there wasn't any bat droppings, euuu.. the cave was extremly humid and to my surprise we were the only malaysians there.. Its a pity we locals dont know what we have and yet envy other nations.. Well thats all i have to say and did i mention, my mom is rearing kampung chicken. I ll post it later, till then cheerio.

Outside Gua Tempurung

This is a lake outside Gua Tempurung........The first section of the cave

late morning and late afternoon

Lata Kinjang Waterfall

THE END

Road Trip..

2008-12-08T21:16:00.000-08:00

I just got back from visiting my grandparents in Ayer Tawar, Perak. It was the most exciting yet boring trips so far this year... The reason i say its boring is that there's nothing to do there and i felt like throwing myself off a cliff just to entertain myself...:(

But i say its exciting caz i get to enjoy the local cruisine like slimmy mee, xtra large wantan mee and You Zha Guai ( our local one is like eating stone but this is as soft as cotton..:) ) I also went to the beach with my 4 cousins and we had a great time building sand castles..

my grandmom also takes care of 2 dogs, one is a street dog which never took s shower... i took a picture of them using Marcus's new panasonic camcorder..sweet.., at last i can put photos in my blog..:D I didn manage to take the street dog's "lovely" photo.. but instead i took my own dog's.. He is a brown bozer and we call him Tyson Chong.., caz he is a bozer and the chong is my sir name. haha... i sometimes love him as man's bessst friend but i also annoyed by him caz he always digs holes in my garden, bite my shoe and as a male, he is stubborn and greedy over food.

But i still like him...:)

anyway i m going back to celebrate my grandfather's birthday this sat.. and once again im excited about the 10 course dinner..yummy.. The end for now

Cousin Ah Ping and Ah Wen at Teluk Batik beach

Tyson Chong aka the guardian

Xiao hwang aka little yellow dog

For The Birds

2008-11-19T21:11:00.000-08:00

I think about a week ago that by chance a little baby bird was found by my maid beside a car. this baby bird apparently was learning to fly when it fell into our garden and was left behind by its mother.. The bird was a baby sparrow and it was so small that it fitted snugly inside my fist. It was the most cuttest thing u have ever seen, with its small bean size eye looking at u like a puppy, brown feathers with lines of black from its head to its tail.

i and my younger brother, Marcus decided to keep it overnight and we learnt how to keep it nice and warm.. from my dad. We lined the inside of a small plastic jar with lots of cloth and placed a torchlight over it.. My dad told us to place it on something warm since the light can blind it so we placed it on top of the aqaurium..

Me and my brother never manage to keep a bird alive for more than 8 hours but with my dad's help the bird thankfully lived to fly again.. The next day we debated whether to let the bird go or keep it another night. So we decided to let it go but when we did the bird would always hide under a pandan bush.. Once again dad saves the day, he told us to just let it be because its mother is looking for her lost son( i think its a boy due to certain observations) around our house..

We didn't had to wait to prove that he was right.. Its mom came down and i saw it falping its wing to reach her up in a tree.. I thought it was cruel that the mother would not help it but she was actually encouraging it to learn to fly independantly.. This shows that animals are just as loving and caring as us.. It later was reunited with its mother and they lived happily ever after...

HURRAY!! the year end holiday

2008-11-06T23:48:00.000-08:00

Huray Huray finally the year end test is OVeeerrrr... at last i can sit back and have a good R&R. Its only been 2 days and already enjoying myself.Straight away after the exam i went home and told my dad that i scored A1 for my history. hurray and praise the Lord.. the only thing that ruined my day was i almost fail my BM, thank God i didnt.

Anyway i had other things in mind. i had to finish my sains project and i havent even started.. i remember i mentioned it earlier but i think i forgetten it was just a prototaip. after lunch which was excellant by the way, i started going through the process of cuting, pasting, cuting somemore of the aluminium paths. This process took me roughly 8 hours to finish 2 game boards of it about the size of a school desk. Whew.. it makes me tired just thinking about it.I dont mean to brag but when i looked at the finished product and seeing it working like a charm i felt i desserved a pat on the back.

The next day which was raja mahadi school's hari Ko-ko, i went to school as usual, going through the motions of getting up, yawning, taking a shower and putting on my black fake canvas shoes, i dont even know why the school authorities forced us prefects to wear canvas shoes last year when it doesnt even improve the school's discipline. even librarians dont need to.. The school is getting stranger every year but as i walked into the school i felt a bit strange caz i was carrying two gameboards the area of a table desk top at my side. i later went with chow kuan the frog to the lab to get xtra wirings and bulbs. I also went for an archery competition that was organised by navin and kuben, the two robin hoods of our school. they tought us how to shoot but sadly i missed 2 tries out of 3. Even the girls shoot better than me. bo ho

Here's a short note i woulr like to give to dear kuben and navin..
" pls have more archery club meetings. u 2 have it on average only once a month. there are students that are very interested in archery like me.."

Moving on, i, navin, prasanah, malvin, and a few ladies started our buisness which many people played. i was thrilled to see so many crowded around our stall and the others empty. haha.. i, navin, the frog, kuben and megga continued to run the buisness fr 3 to around 5 in the evening. We laughed and had a field day before the sun set and how i wish we could do it again. before i went to bed i saw ace ventura pet detective which stared jim carrey. the show was so funny that i laughed haha until haha my stomach ha ached hahaha...and finally i finished Lord of the rings, The Fellowship Of The Ring, another huray. on to the second book The Two Towers and i hoped i can finish the trilogy by the end of the holiday without the power of the one ring:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwalf-lords in their hall of stones, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

now i fell like seeing the movie, sorry tak ada photo but here are a few pictures of the lord of the rings movie. Enjoy, Have a wonderful school holiday and may God bless you who ever is reading this blog.

Legolas (orlando bloon) & Gimli (???)

Gandalf the white

Sam Frodo Pippin Merry

Gollum. wonder how they the filmakers created him?

Oiliphants... CHARGE!!!

FINISHED !!!!

2008-10-30T23:49:00.000-07:00

as i woke up today I just remembered i hav 2 finish my hari ko-kuri project. its actually a game basad on luck. u hav 3 chances to select a path that can trans. electricity on a board filled with a few aluninium strips/path.. i really hope people can play it at the sains stand because its it took me 2 days working my fingers to the bones.

But its was worth it and if any of u, raja mahadians at blogspot want to playit or other games we offer please contact the organiser Mrs juniza who teaches bio at 4s3. sorry i dont have the pictures because it must be kept secret lol.. wait i still need to study for exam.. AGH!!! THE PRESURE....

My First Blog..

2008-10-28T18:30:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone in blogspot. Today is my very first day blogging and thank you blogspot for helping me start my first blog site. I hope those among you who are experience to guide me in my blogging experience. Before i started tis blog at 9 pm, i was celebrating the indian festival called deepavali at kubendran place.

i thought that i was a bit early and in did i was. So as i sat comfortably on the sofa, kuben's (short form) brother, kishen played me a movie called the Itallian Job. The movie was very interseting because it tells about the way valuables are robbed in plain sight by skilled and intelligent thiefs. If i were a film critic i would give it a 5 star. After that i ate with my brothers the most delicious indian food i have ever tasted. there was chicken curry, coastlaw( inaccurate spelling), briyani rice, stir fried prawns, and my favourate mutton rendang. Later i met three of my female friends on a swing. i was surprise to see them and they were too.

our company then went to visit navin aka the giraffe who was living just down the road. in his house i saw a cute little puppy that was tied to the fence, how cruel.. before i left i played a few fire crackers wit kuben and friends. there was a moment when the he placed a cracker on a pile of shit!! it exploded and pieces of it was everywhere.. fortuanatly no hse within a 2km area was affected haha. and that is how my festive day ended with dog shit everywhere.

Finishing Book one of LOTR

2008-10-28T05:56:00.000-07:00

Its taken me 2 months but finally i'm almost finishing the Fellowship Of The Ring. BUT...damn it there is this ridiculous year end test coming up next week. even if its the last test week its like a grey cloud in my mind.. here is a cover picture of it i got fr the net

this is a fantasy story at its best.!

this is my favourite.. its about the life of a veternarian in the english country side & also a love story if u r a girl aw..... if u r a animal lover especially dogs and cats, story reader, love reader

depending on how much romance u want or a funny reader, then this the book 4 u.

but sadly i cant read so often because of the son of a &@# year end test.. how annoying.. i hope the test finish fast.